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July 30, 2006

Please buy new books. Please.

There's a nice essay by James Grippando posted at M. J. Rose's blog.

(M.J. Rose is a novelist and writers' crusader. Her blog is at http://mjrose.com Click on the link to her blog, "Buzz, Balls & Hype." It's the entry for July 26.)

I second the emotion: If you buy books, PLEASE buy new if you can. Writers make zero dollars from used books. That's zero dollars as in: Zip. Nada. $0.00. Not-one-thin-dime.

If writers don't make money, then the publishers don't make money. And if publishers don't make money, they won't publish any books. And readers won't have new books to read.

If you love to read; if you care about books, words, and the marvelous way in which books feed our imaginations, then please, buy new if you can.

If you can't, that's okay! Check out books from your library. Libraries are funded in part based on numbers of patrons. The more patrons, the bigger the budget. And libraries are the bedrock (along with good manners) of civilization.

So please, if you can possibly do so, buy books new. If you can't, then please, patronize your local library. We'll all be better for it.

Thanks for stopping by. Thanks for reading!

July 28, 2006

I'm dead! Give me money!!

I'm a long-time reader of obituaries. (No, I have no idea why I'm so fascinated by them. I'm sure the psychiatrists in the audience would be glad to offer some explanations). Anyway, I've read obits for years and years -- decades, in fact.

Back in the old days (which are increasingly seeming like the GOOD old days), the families of the deceased might suggest memorial contributions to a favorite non-profit. Great idea, because after all, does anyone really need all those flowers?

But in the past two years, I've noticed a truly disturbing trend in the American Way of Death: the family suggests that memorial contributions be made to -- the family.

Now, okay, if the deceased is the sole breadwinner and leaves behind a spouse and seven kids, I can certainly understand that the survivors might need some financial assistance. Or if a child is suddenly orphaned by the death of both parents

But that's rarely the case in the "give us money" obits. Sometimes the deceased is a child. Sometimes it's an elderly person. Sometimes it's an unmarried, unparenting adult. But the survivors want MONEY.

What the HELL is the deal with this? It's bad enough that soon-to-be-marrieds now routinely ask wedding guests for dough (the lastest wrinkle in that nasty fad is posting a house plan at a website and asking people to pay for a window, door, or floor covering.

But survivors of the recently deceased asking for money? Ewwwwwwwwww!

I truly don't understand this. So if anyone can explain it to me, well, I'd be thrilled to bits. Just don't expect me to endorse this new "custom."

July 19, 2006

Oh, groan..........

Cross Chicago off the list of Places Where I Want To Live.

Seems a city councilman is urging the city council there to pass an ordinance banning restaurants from the use of oils containing trans-fats (or trans fats.....) In April, this council voted to ban foie gras in the city's restaurants!

Good god.

Am I still living in the United States?????

For god's sake. Have we lost all sense of personal responsibility? Have we decided to become a Big Brother society?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's a simplistic view. But for fuck's sake (yes, this is MY blog and I can use whatever words I want because last time I checked I still live in a nation that places a premium on free speech), let's get a GRIP.

We do NOT need city councils deciding what businesses can and cannot do. Or, for that matter, what kind of food private citizens should or should not eat. Or restaurateurs should serve.

(My own town -- Ames, Iowa -- is just as bad. Several years ago, the city council voted to ban smoking in restaurants. Never even TRIED to negotiate with owners to install proper ventilation. This turned out to be a true slippery slope: not long after that, the same council voted to ban upholstered furniture on front porches. Yes, I live in Little Naziville.)

If the Chicago city council (or this jackass city councilman in particular) wants to do something about good health, then they should ask Oprah to sponsor a marathon. Have Oprah sponsor a "town meeting" on healthy eating. Spend some dough on having good-food types talk at public schools.

Whatever.

But for fuck's sake, let go of the "let's monitor every goddamn aspect of people's lives, including what sorts of cooking oil restaurants use."

Because otherwise it's the same thing as saying "HEY! I know what's best for all of you, and by god, I'm going to pass laws deciding what you can and can't eat. Because frankly, I think you're too fucking stupid to make your own decisions. And besides that, I hate democracy and love tyranny."

And I'm here to tell you that that kind of thinking scares the fucking shit out of me. If I wanted to live in tyranny, I'dve long since emigrated to Iraq.

July 15, 2006

Beer Radio

Just want to put in a plug for the fine folks at Beer Radio. These are the same people who brought the world the United States Beer Drinking Team. They're funny, smart, and respect beer and women!

I did a segment on today's show. It will be re-broadcast tomorrow and then will be available in a month or so on their website. Check it out!

http://www.beerradio.com/index.php

July 11, 2006

Organically yours

Okay, so Anheuser-Busch is apparently going to launch (or perhaps has already done so) an "organic" beer. And there's been the usual hand-wringing from some circles: "Oh, no! When Big Business gets into organics, there goes our warm fuzzy safe food!"

Eg, all the fuss last month when Wal-Mart announced it planned to start stocking its grocery shelves with organics, etc.

To which I say: get a grip!

What did the hand-wringers THINK Big Business was going to do with this resurgence of interest in organic food? Ignore it?? (For the younger set, the first wave of organic mania was back in the 1970s. This second one is prompted in part, I believe, by the growing size and number of Whole Food outlets.)

Of course Wal-Mart, Anheuser-Busch, whoever isn't going to ignore it! It's the nature of capitalism to give the customer what he or she wants. And if middle class America wants enough organic stuff to allow what was once a small hippie outlet -- Whole Foods -- to become a national chain, well, OF COURSE other food purveyors are going to jump on board.

According to some hand-wringers, this is bad news because, well, farmers can only produce so much organic food. Once they've been stretched to their limit, then regulations will ease up and farmers will be allowed to produce slightly less "pure" crops but still call them organic. (I'm simplifying a more complex argument, but you get the drift.)

Translation: if Wal-Mart does it, it MUST be bad.

I'm not sure I agree. I think the only reason Whole Foods hasn't fallen prey to the same sort of criticism lobbed at W-M (and soon, I'm sure, at A-B) is because Whole Foods has this "image" of being a birkenstocky, pure sorta place.

When in fact it's just a big corporation whose main intent is to make money for its owners.

But in the minds of a certain segment of the population, WF is "pure" because that's its image. And image, friends, is everything. Well, okay, maybe not eeeeeeverything, but it counts for a lot. (Think of actors: the more famous and well-paid they are, the harder their handlers work to persuade us that they're just plain ol' folks like the rest of us.........)

So what's the point? Well, I don't really have one, except this: Big Business is gonna go where the middle class goes. And if that means organic foods are more accessible and affordable, well, that can't be all bad!

July 07, 2006

That Ben Franklin quote

Okay, so I'm still perusing some beer blogs -- and I see a link to "beer quotes." Which sounded worth checking into.

And sure enough, there was my old friend, the Ben Franklin quotation.

You know the one I mean:

"Beer is living proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."

Or:

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."

Such a cute quote. Has made certain t-shirt printers rich, happy, and fat (Ben Franklin would approve!)

Only problem, of course, is that Ben Franklin didn't say it. As near as I can tell, the quote was concocted by a bunc of guys who own a t-shirt printing company in (I believe) Delaware.

How do I know that Franklin didn't say it? First I did my own research and in the space of about 15 minutes discovered that this alleged quote only shows up on undocumented websites.

That set off my historian's alarm bells, so I decided to dig deeper. One of my best friends is a Franklin scholar, and he, in turn, is friends with nearly all the Franklin scholars working in the U. S.

So I asked my friend to check into it -- and he asked his friends for some help. Including the kind folks at the National Archives who are busy digitizing all of Franklin's works (your tax dollars at work!)

They all confirmed what I already suspected: Franklin didn't say it. One of the scholars said it actually sounded more like Samuel Johnson, so I did some more digging. Nope, Johson didn't say it either........

So "beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" is quite possibly the most famous fake quote on the planet!

Today's lesson is.........

Yesterday I had occasion to have someone read a beer-related piece to me over the phone (I don't have a fax machine, and this person wanted me to hear the content of this piece sooner rather than later).

(Okay, the piece in question was a review of AMBITIOUS BREW from one of the publishing trade magazines.) (Yes, it was a good review. And this is the rag known for its incredibly snarky reviews. Whew!)

Anyway, the person reading the piece to me knows zip about beer and apologized in advance for "butchering" some of the names. I was reminded of that by the July 6 entry at A Planet Full of Beer Blogs.
http://anders.geekhouse.no/beer-blogs/

Yuengling is pronounced "Ying-ling."

Uihlein (the family that built Schlitz Brewing) is pronounced "E-line."

And Greisedieck is pronounced "GREE-see-dick" or "GREE-sa-dick." Take your pick. No rhyme intended.

July 02, 2006

Random Musings of a Random Mind

Okay, this is what’s been bugging me about blogs and blogging (and let me say at the outset that I’m not an expert on blogs, bloggers, or blogging. Mostly I’m fascinated by the enthusiasm that blogging generates: What compels an ordinary schmo to set out his/her thoughts for the world at large??):

The standard rap on blogging is that blogs provide two things (well, probably more than two, but two MAIN things):

First, they provide an alternative viewpoint, alternative, that is, to “mainstream” media coverage of people, places, and events.

Eg, an erudite blogger with a purple mohawk (or whatever hairdo passes for hip-chic these days) and seventeen tattoos dishes up a perspective on the war in Iraq, the economy, Democratic party politics, etc., that diverges from the view presented in the New York Times or on CNN.

Second, blogs create links between and among ideas and “dialogues” that might not otherwise be connected out in the “real” world. The resulting ideas and dialogues are layered with texture, text, and heft that they would otherwise lack.

But I wonder: are either of those assumptions accurate?

Take writers’ blogs. As near as I can tell, MOST (not all) writers’ blogs are about -- writing!

Now I don’t know about you, but if I weren’t a writer, I would find a writer’s blog to be dull, dull, and still more dull.

Or, to put it a bit more grandiosely, a writer’s blog about writing is self-referential. Which is not surprising, but it’s also, well, hardly novel (no pun intended) or particularly exciting.

Similarly, if you look at the links listed alongside most writers’ blogs, those links lead to other writers’ blogs, or to blogs produced by editors, agents, and booksellers.

In short, most writers’ blogs exist to link to other writers’ blogs and thereby generate more name recognition for all concerned. (In the political world, say the one that revolves around Capitol Hill and The Beltway, this is known as back-scratching.)

Meaning that most writers’ blogs exist within a web of insularity and self-reference that can’t possibly be interesting to anyone but the initiated (other writers......)

(I should also add that M. J. Rose made this same point in a blog entry in April, a blog that was pointed out to me by an editor. Rose’s blog that day was about a more important topic: namely, writers need to think twice before they waste their time blogging if the only point of the blog is to link to other writers’ blogs. A point with which I whole-heartedly agree.)

Now it’s POSSIBLE (and even likely) that there are some bloggers who “link” to bloggers beyond their own worlds.

Eg, a blogger interested in the wired world links to or comments about neuroscience or quantum mechanics. And the person who originally read that particular blog in order to keep up on events/ideas in the world of cyber-politics ends up learning about the ways in which neuroscience influences and affects the creation and design of computers and the internet.

But I’m taking a wild guess that those kinds of blogs are the exception rather than the rule. (I’d be happy to be proved wrong.) If you read an article somewhere about some buzz-generating blog, it’s likely only generating buzz amongst an insular group. The choir preaching to the choir, as it were.

Which brings me (finally!!) to my point: What IS the point of blogging? Especially for writers.

Frankly, I don’t wanna waste my time blogging away in hopes that my blog will be linked to that of other (better-known) writers. I belong to two online writing groups and get all the writerly chat I need from them. And frankly, I don’t want to spend ALL MY TIME hanging out with a bunch of people who are just like me! I need some variety, if you know what I mean.

The problem, of course, is that if someone blogs about what’s on their mind, well, the human mind being what it is, the content of the blog will be all over the place. Point in case: my own blog -- which so far has discussed beer, conferences of brainy people, and proofreading.

Hardly the sorts of topics that are gonna get me far on technorati’s search engine (I kinda doubt there’s a search term for “musings on the human condition”). And the things I’m writing about are certainly not going to bring me to the attention of people who might read my blog and then, GASP!, buy my books........

(Because let’s be honest: the other reason writers take up blogging is so that they can grab the attention of the book-buying public. But of course that almost never happens because, well, see my point several paragraphs above.....)

So at this particular moment (early July 2006), I’m not convinced that blogging is the Next Great Thing in human interaction.

I suspect that mostly, it’s the Next Great Thing destined to push our society to the next level of bowling alone: namely, a place where we think about bowling alone, rather than actually getting out there in the lanes and knocking down pins, alone or otherwise!

Indeed, here I am, blogging for an audience of one!

July 01, 2006

Beer Blogs R Hip?

Well, I dunno how hip they are -- given that there are, what?, fifty-seven bajillion blogs out there.......but here's a nice article about beer blogs:

http://asap.ap.org/stories/669301.s

(Sadly, the linking system refuses to allow me to create a live link to the article; when I paste in the URL, the link morphs into the URL for a totally different site. Now why this would happen is beyond me, but hey, whadoiknow?)

Thanks to Hedonist Beer Jive for the tip!