No question about today's winner: Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich. Not only did he try to sell Almost-President Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder, -- but he talked about it during a telephone call.
HelloooOOOoooo........ Plan to commit a crime? Already aware that the feds are already investigating you? Rule Number One of smart criminals: Don't talk about it over the phone!
Oh. Okay. I guess Blagojevich isn't one of the "smart" criminals. Instead, he's our Dumbass of the Day.