This is so insane, inane, and idiotic that, well, I'm speechless. Spitting with outrage, but otherwise speechless. No wonder we've got a drinking problem in this country. Tip o' the mug to Jacob Grier, who does a great job keeping tabs on this stuff.
Website of Maureen Ogle, author and historian. Books include Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer, In Meat We Trust: An Unexpected History of Carnivore America, and Key West: History of An Island of Dreams.