Hey, you! Take THAT!
Twittering stems from a lack of identity. It’s a constant update of who you are, what you are, where you are. Nobody would Twitter if they had a strong sense of identity.
[Twitter] is a giant baby monitor.
Want more? Take THIS!
We Twitter to reassure ourselves that we are alive.
Auuggghhhhhh......... Please! Stop! Please, I beg you . . . Allow me to save what's left of my feeble, insecure, infantile identity.
Tip o' the mug to Moby Lives.