I love The Big Money, if only for its consistently acerbic wit (to say nothing of its content value). (Hell. Did I just use the word "content" to refer to a source of information? Ugh.)
Anyway, I just read this entertaining take on a pitch from a spirits manufacturer. For all I know, the whole thing was an elaborate April Fool's gag, but it's still worth reading. And of course if it's not a gag, that makes the whole thing even, well, weirder.
Now: off to enjoy some spirits (bourbon, thank you very much) and savor the fruits of today's labors (those, ahem, images [rss icon and poster for "Beer Wars"] in the left-hand sidebar). Holy maloley, I may get the hang of this new blogging platform!