"Dear sir or madam will you take a look?" (Headline to this blog entry my attempt to write the chorus the way it's sung.)
David Nygren came up with what he calls a nutty idea a few weeks ago: Writing a novel using an excel spreadsheet. But the more he thought about it and the more other, equally nutty people thought about it, the better it sounded. So he created a system for doing so. You can see it here.
As McCartney and Lennon said: It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, I'll be writing more in a week or two. I can make it longer if you like the style, I can change it round but I want to be a paperback writer, Paperback writer.